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On my way to Cleveland on Friday. I sat in this traffic for 20-25 minutes because people don't know how to merge. The far left lane merges into the middle lane, and all of the assfucks had local plates, so they know it fucking merges. People are sooooooooo dumb.

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All The Proof I Need

Proof that Abie is the perfect cat for Morgan:

He's sleeping on the RS' leather steering wheel.

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Useless Post

Post to waste some time...

Who's hotter, Anthony or Jonathan LaPaglia?
Anthony


Jonathan

Yeah, they're both hot, but no one's as hot as my Morgie:

Yes, I just did.

Onto more useful banter...
Morgan worked 9A-9P today, works 3P-9P tomorrow and works Saturday and Sunday as well. Someone's going to be Mr. Moneypants next weekend.

We're moving in together when I find a job. Somewhere in Cleveland, or a Western suburb. No East side for this one; I won't even take a job on the East side, let alone live there.

Blah, I can't believe it's almost June.

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About Time

Well, all right then. I woke up this afternoon and had 2 messages from places wanting to interview me, and one message from my lawyer. I have an interview Friday at 1:30PM for a company in Canton, and a rep from the Cleveland staffing place called me as well. She was out of the office when I returned her call, but she's supposed to call me back this afternoon. My lawyer called in regard to a letter I sent him inquiring about my refund for filing fees from April of 2003 when I sued Chrysler Motors (and won.) Turns out, the Canton court system "overlooked" my case, and will issue a refund check next week! That couldn't come at a better time either. I'm replacing the ECM (computer) in the Birdy, and buying his fenders/front bumper too. Woo! I really want to buy an Ipod with the money, but I need the Birdy fixed up more than I need an Ipod.

Morgan's working everyday until at least Sunday. I had to run him gas money last night, because someone had to get the $15 dyno on Saturday instead of saving his money for gas (Serpentini deducted over $100 for his cafe fees, so his check was way less than usual.) Anyway, he worked yesterday noon-8PM and works today either 9-6 or 9-8. Of course he didn't write down the rest of his schedule because he's a dumbass; he just knew he started today at 9AM. His first check will be quite nice, and he'll be able to get the harmonic balancer pulley back where it belongs, new tires for the 16" rims and an alignment/oil change. Our cars won't know how to act!!

His new job is all ready proving to be much better. When they say they close at 8PM, they mean they're closing at 8PM. They lock the doors and set the alarm at exactly closing time; no more of that "closing" at 9PM, staying until 11:30PM like at Serpentini. Also, the body shop guy looked at the Camaro and said he'd help Morgan fix the rear quarter, and that Morgan can go on a day off to use their tools to replace the Camaro fender. How rock is that? The thing that most excites him is the possibility of buying a 1992 RS V8 for $1000 from one of the salesmen or something. Just what we need; another Camaro! But, as long as my car is taken care of and the bills are paid, he can buy as many Camaros as he wants.

OK, my true reason for posting right now. I finally got a photo of Morgan's hair since it was cut a week or so ago. His hair was to his buttcrack, but only the smallest amount of hair. The ends were all straggly and gross; his hair looks much better now. And it's still longer than mine.

Awww, Mr. Smushface.

K, it's way too nice to be inside. I think I'll install the Birdy's inner door panels.

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Nice To Be Informed

I called dear today around 1PM. Imagine my surprise when A.) his mom answered the phone and B.) shetold me he was working noon-8PM. I thought his hours would never be past 6PM? Of course, I'm always the last to find out what's going on, so I should be used to it by now.

Imagine my surprise when I checked my MoBlog account today, and the design is actually cute! It seems that finally Textamerica fixed the bugs in their systems and everything is working as it should. The template I was using has been deleted, so the pretty pink one must be the default template. I like it, though, and since the girl at elementopia hasn't replied to my emails, I guess the regular template will have to suffice. Even the profile info is working now! Woo!

Sprint PCS pictures isn't working, so I don't know when I'll be able to update my MoBlog with actual camera phone images. Bastards.

I mailed two resumes last night, but it's not like I'll actually get a job. A rep from the staffing place I applied to yesterday still hasn't contacted me, but I'm not surprised about that either.

Heehee, this is my current cell phone background image:

Like that isn't the cutest!! The camo cow is cute too, but I only have a $5 credit per month for downloads, and I've met my $5 limit.

I've only been awake for 3 hours and I'm all ready thinking about a nap. I went to bed at 4AM, and slept until noon without waking up one time. That's some kind of record for me as of the last 6 months or so. I even slept through 2 phone calls, a voicemail and 6 IM's on my cell phone. My cell phone is loud as hell, too, so I must have been tired or something. When I woke up, I was facedown in the goldfish. There's a mental picture for everyone.

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Well Then

Morgan started his new job this evening. He was just laying down around 3:30PM or so to finally go to sleep, and I guess they called him wanting to know when he could start work. He told them tomorrow (Tuesday) and they asked if he would come in today (Monday.) He said OK, and wound up working 4PM-9PM. I guess I'll talk to him more tomorrow; he was tired and went to bed right after we got off the phone.

I found two cute apartments within 7 miles of his new job, and I applied at a staffing place in Cleveland. It'd be nice if someone would hire me.

I'm going to finish watching Carrie on AMC, then go to bed. Not that anyone cares, I'm just saying.

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It's A Halloween Miracle

I received the last of my Burn-It CD's today. I almost fell over when it arrived! This is the first time, out of 3 or 4 swaps, that I've actually received a CD from everyone in my group. Woo! Now Morgan and I need to go on a roadtrip so I can listen to all of the CD's.

Not sure when he's starting his new job, but he went in to sign the papers and all that crap. It sounds like a MUCH better job, and I don't think he'll be nearly as crabby when he gets home from work.

Speaking of jobs, anyone want to hire me? Didn't think so.

I sold the 15" subs and amp (out of the GTI) for $75 to a guy in Huntington, WV (same place we bought the 16" rims and tires for the RS.) Can someone say new fenders for the Birdy? Woo!

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Smarmy Acts Abound

Yeah, guess who got sunburned? That would be me. Pretty fucking bad, too. My forehead and nose are going to be so attractive when I start peeling. The only thing better will be the top of my head, especially the very front of my head. It's going to be sooooo nasty.

Morgan has a new job. He now works for a different Chevy dealer in Cleveland, and makes $2/hr more with better hours. No more of this working until 11PM when he's scheduled until 9PM bullshit, and no more weekends! He'll work Sunday-Thursday, 9AM-6PM. Did I mention he has benefits too? He had to fill out paperwork today, and probably take another pee test as well. No idea when he starts, guess I'll find out if he calls me this afternoon. I need to prepare a budget so he can see in black and white that we could easily afford to move in together.

Must fax proof of my prior insurance to my new car insurance company so I can get my $400 discount. I was reading the declarations page, and it said my yearly premimum was $1900. Um, no, it's supposed to be $1500 a year. The discount won't actually be applied until I submit proof of prior insurance. I'm happy about paying $1500 a year for car insurance. Nice, I know. But that is full coverage for two cars, with $50,000/$100,000 limits, so I guess it isn't so bad with my driving record. Piss on Grange and their $277 bill for one month, with lower limits. Jackasses.

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GMR Speed Day

The photos are kinda big, but I did that on purpose. Gotta show the details, ya know?

Waiting For Dyno 1
Waiting For Dyno 2
Waiting For Dyno 3
Waiting For Dyno 4
Rockass Birdy
Our Camaro in the Lot
FBody Roundup
Orange LT1 Camaro
Red LT1 Camaro
Sick WS6
Z28 Has A Sprain

Brunswick Car Show
Old Mini
Old Mini Interior
Pink Daytona
Bricklin Side
Bricklin Front
Cool New Corvette

Our Camaro On The Dyno (With Audio):
Our Camaro on the Dyno
(right click, save as please)
Our Camaro's Dyno Sheet

There you go.

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Birdy Video

Don't get too excited, it's a video of me sitting in the car and revving the engine. And I sound like a total dork, but the Birdy sounds goooooooooood. You'll have to jack the volume all the way up on your PC's.
The Video

Going to the GMR Speed grand opening tomorrow, so I should go to bed.

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The Feel of Leather

Leather interior pieces and Morgan's leg.

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Just My Luck

Morgan and I went to the junkyard today, and what did I get for free? A t-top bag. Why is this bad? I just spent $40 on a t-top bag that hasn't even arrived yet. Grrrrrrr. I'm a memeber of NEOFB.com and ThirdGen.org, so hopefully I'll be able to sell it relatively quickly.

Morgan found the Iroc seats he's been lusting over, for $45, and the disc/posi rear end as well, for $200. We found the tail lights for my car for $50, and the outer door handles for $20. Woo!

Of course there are photos:
Donor Iroc and View of the Yard
Donor Iroc
That Iroc was pretty decent the last time we were there, but a guy bought the entire engine so they had to peel back the hood. Poor Iroc.

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Where Are You Bitches??

Don't everyone sign up at once, now. You know, freeipods was bombarded with people completing offers for my account. Or not. Come on, people, hook me up.

My car insurance is now through PGAC, for the whopping amount of $130 a month. That's full coverage for two cars, with high limits, and my wonderful driving record. Yeah, fuck you Grange, and your $277 bill for one month.

Went to Target yesterday with my Mom. I found some really cool shirts for $3.50 each (regular $17,) and then to Gabe's. I found a pair of Tommy shorts at Gabe's for $2, and a Hello Kitty shower curtain for $5. Have I mentioned how much I love Gabe's? Don't have one close to you? Yeah, you're losing out.

Cleaned my room yet again. Now all of my summer clothes (shorts/t-shirts) are in one closet, and all of my other clothes are in the other. Bored much?

Eh, I'm hungry.

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Free Ipod Me!!

OK, my offer is completed for a free Ipod. I need 5 people to complete an offer, and I will then be the proud owner of a brand new, 20GB Ipod. Come on, hook me up. I rarely ask for anything, so at least pururse the offers, OK? Thanks!

Woo, I now have a T1 speed connection for $30 a month through SBC. I called to find out why they were charging me $52 a month for my connection that's supposed to be $27 a month, and the upgraded me for free, and gave me $46 of credits too! Rock!!! The transfer to the faster connection will take up to 5 days, but that's all right by me. $30 a month for a T1 speed connection, which is usually $75 a month. I'm not going to complain.

Going to Target and Bath and Body Works with my Mom.

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Gah

I slept a whopping 2 hours last night. Someone was late for work; he was supposed to be there at 10AM and didn't leave my house until 10AM. Thankfully he arrived before anyone else, so that's good.

Leather Z28 seats are now cleaned and sitting in my basement. We'll probably install them when he's here Tuesday night-Friday morning. I need to find him some cheap leather, or fake leather, seat covers though. He doesn't want the brown seats in a black car with red carpet. Such a picky boy...

I should probably eat.

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Dork Status Confirmed

I just opened an online checking account. Completely online as in the closest branch is in Philly, 8 hours away. My dork status was just confirmed.

The Z28 steering wheel is installed. Only took almost 12 hours thanks to AutoZone's crappy loaner tool.

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Peter Steele Dead?

OK, the TON official site has been wonky as of late. I checked it just now and this is the current screen. What the fuck??? Anyone know what's going on?

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Photos

This is quickly becoming a photoblog. Anyway, photos of the new seats, the new steering wheel and a photo of Morgan lazing on the couch.
Old Steering Wheel Minus Airbag
New Steering Wheel
Camaro Airbag
Camaro Airbag Rear
Camaro Airbag Side
Leather Driver Seat
Passenger Seat
Morgan on the Couch

The drive to/from Tiffin was very eventful last night. It invovled a lot of rain, some hail and much frog-dodging. Unfortunately we didn't have to avoid any cows; that would have been the best.

Today we received the Z28 leather steering wheel, and the steering wheel puller decided to break in the steering wheel. Morgan's out there now beating the hell out of the steering wheel trying to install the new one. And he has to be up for work at 8:30AM. Nice, yes?

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Action Shot

I bring you a Birdy Action Shot taken at Morgan's apartment building. You can just hear the Knight Rider theme, can't you? Just because I'm nice, I bring you a second action shot. Yeah, I'm a dork.
Fenders are $40 each at the local junkyard (Dave Worshil's) and the front bumper is $75. Woo!

I colored my hair again, and now my face and neck are black. Not good.

Must shower, going to Tiffin for the seats.

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Whew, That's Better

OK, now that I've seen Morgan's hair again, it isn't as bad as I thought. His hair is still past his manboobs, and well past the middle of his back. I'd guess it to be about at the bottom of his ribcage. Shit, I'll just get a photo today so you kids can see for yourselves.

Since when did Ultress haircolor get so cheap? The last time I bought Ultress, about a year ago, it was $9 a box at Wal-Mart. Now it's less than $4 a box at Wal-Mart. Rock! What I'm going to do is take my jacked up red streaks back to black, then start over. Of course I won't have it professionally colored, because that takes all of the fun out of coloring my hair.

Must go to sleep.

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Sally's Sucks

I went to Sally's Beauty Supply this evening to get haircolor. I need to fix my hair; it looks like ass and I'm not enjoying it. Anyway, the girl who "helped" me needed knocked out. I purchased L'Oreal haircolor, but I need a creme activator as well. Did the girl mention that? Nooooo. Was it obvious that I had no idea what I was doing? Yesssss. Fucking cunt.

Tomorrow Morgan and I are going to Tiffin to pick up the seats, then we're going to Dragway 42 for racing. Woo!

I have to go to Strongsville tonight to take the Morgie smokes and Dew. Drive an hour to take him smokes and Dew. He better not question my love for his dumb ass.

Must shower.

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*Sob*

I cut Morgan's hair tonight, and I took off too much. It's still long, as long as mine, but I feel bad that I took that much off. And don't anyone email me with "it's just hair." I know how it feels to have to much hair cut off, and it isn't fun. It takes YEARS to grow hair as long as ours is, so cutting off too much is a huge fucking deal. He didn't yell at me or anything, but since I'm all PMS'y, I cried because I cut off too much of his hair. Earlier in the day I cried because he yelled at me for not knowing how to drive, when usually I'd have told him to fuck off and that would have been the end of it. Then I cried when he bitched about me talking at the beginning of a movie. And I ate 3 Ho-Ho's and 2 Twinkies. I never eat Ho-Ho's or Twinkies. Grrrrrr...

Friday we're either going to Tiffin to pick up the Z28 seats, or going to the "new" FBody tuner place for some grand opening thing. Saturday his leather Z28 steering wheel will arrive, so I'm sure he'll spend part of the day installing the steering wheel.

Must.Sleep.Now. I still feel guilty about his hair, though, so I doubt I'll sleep much.

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A Picture Share!

And You Say I'm Bad???

I never again want to hear how I am with a camera; Morgan just sent me these photos via IM:
Delorean Back
Delorean Front
Delorean Dash
Delorean Open Doors
Delorean Side
Delorean Inside
Corvette
The scariest part is, he drove the car and it's a 5-speed.

So yeah, he takes pictures of everything now that he has my old HP camera. Silly boy.

Woo, beginning May 27 Morgan has every Friday and Saturday off! Rock!! Now if only they'd give him a raise.

I have another Urinary Tract Infection. I love life.

I'm soaking white socks in a tub of bleach, water and Dawn with bleach dish detergent. Don't ask.

Morgan's getting all 4 Z28 seats, in grey leather, for free!! We have to pick them up sometime soon and they're in Tiffin about an hour from his house. Woo!

Saturday we went to "The Lot" which is an OfficeMax parking lot directly across from Great Northern Mall. Anyway, so we get there and after 3 hours, it's a lot full of ricer boys. It's us, two other 3rd gen Camaros and one 4th gen T/A. It was all high school ricer kids, who were just plain stupid. Yeah, that sucked.

The car show on Saturday was pretty good, though. Like I posted before, there was a brand new Ford GT that showed up, and the weather was perfect. Afterwards we went to Parrason's for dinner, then to the Lot.

I think that about catches everything up.

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A Picture Share!

A car I saw at Giant Eagle and I had to get a photo. Some type of Pontiac, I'm thinking Le Mans.