Well I guess Morgan sleeping all fucking day did have its' benefits. Instead of driving up there around 4 or 5 like I'd planned, I fixed my headlights and grille then cleaned out my car. The GTI shouldn't smell like gear oil anymore, and believe me, that's a good thing. I also finished my laundry so I now have clean clothes. When I'm digging in the back of my closet for clean clothes, it's time to do laundry, and I've been digging in the back of the closet for at least 2 weeks.
Some people need to get the fuck off the couch and answer the damn phone.
That is all.
Saturday, July 31, 2004
Sleepy
Just got back from the Morgan's house and man am I tired. That boy wears me out (minds out of the gutter, please) but I'm not complaining. Must sleep, must sleep now.
I hate driving in the rain.
Ribs Burn-Off is next weekend, woohoo! I didn't go last year, so this'll be the first year I experience the fairgrounds burn-off instead of the traditional downtown Canton burn-off. Oh well, at least all of the stupid out-of-towners will be contained to the area by the fairgrounds; this is good.
That is all.
I hate driving in the rain.
Ribs Burn-Off is next weekend, woohoo! I didn't go last year, so this'll be the first year I experience the fairgrounds burn-off instead of the traditional downtown Canton burn-off. Oh well, at least all of the stupid out-of-towners will be contained to the area by the fairgrounds; this is good.
That is all.
Thursday, July 29, 2004
A Unicorn...
I'm watching Gone In 60 Seconds for about the millionth time.
Yes, I'm home for once.
That is all.
Yes, I'm home for once.
That is all.
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Too Much Time On Our Hands
| Heehee, too much time on our hands. "Joseph" [4:27 PM]: Sorry about that, had to get some food. Now I'm eating some tasty waffles LoveDocMartens [4:27 PM]: Hey no problem LoveDocMartens [4:27 PM]: That's so weird "Joseph" [4:27 PM]: ? LoveDocMartens [4:27 PM]: Morgan and I were out driving around last night and I saw a waffle shop. LoveDocMartens [4:27 PM]: I was like, it's been years since I've had a waffle LoveDocMartens [4:28 PM]: Now I'm all hungry for waffles LoveDocMartens [4:28 PM]: So thanks a lot, ass. "Joseph" [4:28 PM]: Lol LoveDocMartens [4:28 PM]: :) "Joseph" [4:28 PM]: Anytime "Joseph" [4:29 PM]: Wow "Joseph" [4:29 PM]: These waffles are SOO good "Joseph" [4:29 PM]: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is invited "Joseph" [4:29 PM]: Except you :-) "Joseph" [4:30 PM]: But yours probably got lost in the mail, happens all the time LoveDocMartens [4:31 PM]: I LoveDocMartens [4:31 PM]: Hate LoveDocMartens [4:31 PM]: You "Joseph" [4:31 PM]: Really? But what about all the good times? LoveDocMartens [4:31 PM]: Again LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: I "Joseph" [4:32 PM]: Like that time you called me an ass LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: Hate LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: You LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: AA LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: Fuck LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: Ass LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: LMAO "Joseph" [4:32 PM]: Or maybe you even called me an asshat, I just can't recall LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: Asshat LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: Can I call you dickweed? "Joseph" [4:32 PM]: Like that :-) LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: LMAO "Joseph" [4:32 PM]: If you'd like LoveDocMartens [4:32 PM]: :-P "Joseph" [4:33 PM]: I mean, I won't be too concerned what with all this waffly goodness, but you know how it is ;-) LoveDocMartens [4:35 PM]: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr "Joseph" [4:35 PM]: Yes? LoveDocMartens [4:36 PM]: Blow it out your ass LoveDocMartens [4:36 PM]: O:-) "Joseph" [4:36 PM]: I have a quick metabolism, so it's only a matter of time :-) Nice, yes? Heehee, everyone loves my new AOL email signature, by the way: Shot.In.The.Chest.In.Your.Tub Taken from an NYPD Blue episode, which is where all of my AOL signatures come from because I'm a loser. That is all. |
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Sunday, July 25, 2004
Weekend Recap
Friday consisted of driving the Taurus along the Ohio/Erie Canal scenic byway, checking out a cool old fort, getting lost again by following the signs (on the road this time) and generally fucking around. Saturday consisted of going to Sandusky around midnight so Morgan could show me Cedar Point at night (I've never been to Cedar Point) and more general fucking around/watching TV. Today consisted of sleeping and him driving me to Target. I then went out with Rog and I'm now leaving again as people suck. LOL
That is all.
That is all.
Saturday, July 24, 2004
Look Who's Updating
I love getting accosted by the Sheriff at 3:30 in the morning while in the middle of the woods (Thursday night). I also love punking people in the Taurus while on the way home from Strongsville (tonight/Friday).
Heehee, we cruised Tusc again tonight but no one was willing to step up and try to demolish the Taurus' perfect 12-0 record.
I do not love bladder infections.
Must sleep.
That is all.
Heehee, we cruised Tusc again tonight but no one was willing to step up and try to demolish the Taurus' perfect 12-0 record.
I do not love bladder infections.
Must sleep.
That is all.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Pitt Photos, Finally
Finally, I post the two Pitt photos I have. One is big, one is little, hence the small/big denotations. One is of the skyline, sort of, and the other is of that cool building I was talking about. I may have to venture back to Pitt and get better photos.
BuildingBig
BuildingSmall
SkylineBig
SkylineSmall
That is all.
BuildingBig
BuildingSmall
SkylineBig
SkylineSmall
That is all.
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Kill.Me.Now
Bladder infections suck extremely large donkey ass. The only good thing about a bladder infection is I didn't have to have the dreaded "exam" due to the infection. But I do get to reschedule for next week, how exciting. Must start antibiotics so I can stop running to the potty every 4 seconds.
Not posting on my own computer is weird. It's not the actual typing, it's the having to log in that's fucking me up. I've forgotten half of my damned passwords since I save all of them and rarely use someone elses computer. Not that anyone cares, I'm just saying...
Must post Pitt photos, but since they're on my computer and I'm not at home that would be kind of hard to accomplish right now, yes?
K, done babbling.
That is all.
Not posting on my own computer is weird. It's not the actual typing, it's the having to log in that's fucking me up. I've forgotten half of my damned passwords since I save all of them and rarely use someone elses computer. Not that anyone cares, I'm just saying...
Must post Pitt photos, but since they're on my computer and I'm not at home that would be kind of hard to accomplish right now, yes?
K, done babbling.
That is all.
Follow The Sign
Yeah, I totally wanted to kill yesterday. Morgan decided we should go to Brandywine Falls. Cool, fine, peachy. I've never been there, and it sounded like fun, so I'm all for it. After we looked at the falls, he decided we should go on one of the hiking trails for a bit. Again, that's fine. FOUR HOURS LATER we finally find my car. Never, ever trust the signs in the Metroparks unless you want to wind up fucking lost and wandering for 3.5 hours. Then, by all means, follow the signs. If I hear him utter "There's a sign" ever again, he's dead. I don't care how fucking cute he is, he's dead. As an amusing aside, we were lapped by a jogger who would have been clotheslined had he happened by us again. Mind you this all happened from 5:30AM-9:30AM after I'd been up all night. I went to sleep around noon yesterday, after the lost-in-the-Metroparks adventure, got up around 6:30PM last night, talked to Jenny, went back to bed around 8PM and just woke up about a half hour ago. Some of us have to work today, and I have no idea what the rest of us are going to do while I'm at work. Guess that would have been a good thing to have figured out prior to, well, now.
"Kirk here." "She's unavailable, Captain." "Kirk out." This is what happens when you call me 20-30 times within 7 hours, Morgan is answering my phone and we're watching Star Trek while you're calling. Please, don't be stupid.
Must get ready for work.
That is all.
"Kirk here." "She's unavailable, Captain." "Kirk out." This is what happens when you call me 20-30 times within 7 hours, Morgan is answering my phone and we're watching Star Trek while you're calling. Please, don't be stupid.
Must get ready for work.
That is all.
Monday, July 19, 2004
Fuck
The photo won't post and I'm not going to fuck with it anymore tonight.
That is all.
Edited on Monday afternoon:
If I weren't such a fuck I would have realized I have to type fucking text or the link to the photo won't show up. Fucking idiot.
That is all.
That is all.
Edited on Monday afternoon:
If I weren't such a fuck I would have realized I have to type fucking text or the link to the photo won't show up. Fucking idiot.
That is all.
Pittsburgh Lambo
Yeah, had a busy fucking end of the week/weekend. Here's a photo from when he and I went to Pitt and found an exotic car dealership. I just had to take a photo of him with the Lambo, because he's a choad.
The photo's fucking huge, sorry.
I have one photo of a really cool building in Pitt, but I need to crop and upload, which will take place tomorrow when I get out of bed. I'm beat, and kinda in a pissy mood too.
That is all.
The photo's fucking huge, sorry.
I have one photo of a really cool building in Pitt, but I need to crop and upload, which will take place tomorrow when I get out of bed. I'm beat, and kinda in a pissy mood too.
That is all.
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Saturday, July 17, 2004
By The Way
Yeah, by the way, I totally spanked that tranny bolt's ass. Just thought everyone would like to know.
The Taurus is a rice-killer.
Bleh.
That is all.
The Taurus is a rice-killer.
Bleh.
That is all.
????
What the fuck? I go away for 3 days, to come back and find Blogger has fucked shit up again. Pick a fucking format and stick with it you Nazi bastards.
Still alive.
That is all.
Still alive.
That is all.
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Yeah
Well no gear oil filling tonight. The 17mm socket isn't big enough, and they didn't have a 17mm Allen Wrench so I have to wait until tomorrow to steal Don's tool and fix my damned car. I'm off to take a photo of the enemy, LOL.
That is all.
That is all.
Gear Oil
Guess who gets to fill her tranny? Won't this be a fucking riot to watch? I can't get anyone to flatbed my car to Don's, and I need to work tomorrow, so I get to fill my tranny fluid. I need a 17mm allen wrench, 80/90 weight gear oil and to find where the damned jack point is on the driver side of the car. Seriously, I love my GTI but this is getting a bit ridiculous. I now carry regular motor oil (10W30 since it's summer), gear oil, a screwdriver (my hood release), packaging tape (headlight mounts) and zip strips (grille mounts) everywhere I go just in case I need to make an emergency repair. The car uses hardly any regular oil, but you never know what may happen, so I always have at least a half quart of Castrol GTX in the hatch. At least my subs/amp are working now (thanks Morgan).
I am taking a nap then going to AutoZone. I will blog later on tonight unless I'm smushed under the front end of my car (stop laughing).
That is all.
I am taking a nap then going to AutoZone. I will blog later on tonight unless I'm smushed under the front end of my car (stop laughing).
That is all.
Cleveland Fun
Yeah, what I thought was an oxymoron actually may turn out to be correct. Cleveland may actually be fun!! Anyway, yesterday we drove past the West Side Market and Franklin Castle which is reputed to be the most haunted residence in Ohio. We also went to Edgewater Park which is a public "beach" area on Lake Erie. Of course this was all before my tranny decided to die on me. Grrrrrrr. I am kind of learning to drive in Cleveland, though, so this is good.
OK, I must sleep as I am fucking tired.
That is all.
OK, I must sleep as I am fucking tired.
That is all.
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Wow
Right, I haven't listened to the audblog posts I made this morning; I'm almost afraid to. Anyway, slept most of the day and now I must get Saturn photos.
Heehee, 115 on RT77 is even more fun than 100 on the turnpike.
Um, I think I'm finished.
That is all.
Heehee, 115 on RT77 is even more fun than 100 on the turnpike.
Um, I think I'm finished.
That is all.
Saturday, July 10, 2004
What Are You Bitches Babbling About?
Yeah, the cell's back on. Has been for a few days I just forgot to mention it. LOL
Plumber's here so that's shooting my whole fucking day. Fun times.
More later; I've been busy so I've not had time to update. Expect a few audblog entries tonight.
That is all.
Plumber's here so that's shooting my whole fucking day. Fun times.
More later; I've been busy so I've not had time to update. Expect a few audblog entries tonight.
That is all.
Friday, July 09, 2004
All The Same Tribe
Heehee, 100MPH on the turnpike is fun.
My Gateway laptop fucked up on me Tuesday night, but now it's OK. What the fuck?
Argh, I'm tired.
That is all.
My Gateway laptop fucked up on me Tuesday night, but now it's OK. What the fuck?
Argh, I'm tired.
That is all.
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Argh
OK, MXC is supposed to be on Spike, but it totally isn't. I'm so pissed! I'm suffering from MXC withdrawl and it isn't fun.
I'm still bored, and I'll be just as bored tomorrow night as well. Yay me.
That is all.
I'm still bored, and I'll be just as bored tomorrow night as well. Yay me.
That is all.
Rain Is Bad
| Yeah, I finally got some sleep. Anyway, I drove home today with no power steering since it's raining like a fucking bastard; that was fun. I was planning on removing the power steering from my car, but I may have to rethink that a bit after today's experience. I managed to break another paper hold up thing (for when you're typing). I rock. All I did was pick up the clip thing to secure the paper and it broke. The damned thing is only about 3 weeks old, too, so don't buy your office supplies from Staples. Bored. That is all. |
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Hmmm
Yeah, I totally haven't slept since I got up Monday morning at 10AM and I'm not tired now. Figure that one out.
Totally can't think of anything to talk about.
That is all.
Totally can't think of anything to talk about.
That is all.
What's That?
What's that? Not what you want to hear when someone's working on your computer. Not really something you want your surgeon or mechanic to say, either. Yeah, as he's looking into the tower, on the motherboard, he busts out with "What's that"? Nice. Thank you, Morgan, for fixing my desktop PC, and for pimping out the Compaq laptop. I now have three operable computers thanks to you. You are the rocking PC pimp, and yes, I figured I've now been owned. At the very least, if I've not been owned, my PC's have been. LOL The GTI is still the pimp, though. Please, stop touching the knob as you really have no idea what the fuck you're doing. Asshat.
I am going to bed for 2 whopping hours of sleep.
That is all.
I am going to bed for 2 whopping hours of sleep.
That is all.
Monday, July 05, 2004
Cell Phone
My fucking cell phone is turned off until my next pay, 2 weeks from now. The brake line dipped into my cell phone payment, so I'll have brakes but no phone. Bastards.
That is all.
That is all.
What The Fuck?
I've added some photos to my Yahoo What the Fuck folder. Everyone must check out the Beretta photos.
That is all.
That is all.
Wow
I wound up sleeping from 10:30 last night to 10 this morning. I didn't even wake up at 2AM like usual! My computer was online almost all night, so if you messaged me last night I was in bed, sorry! Apparently I was tired or something, but then I didn't get much sleep this weekend (not complaining, either).
Totally need to get my laundry washed, and I'm hungry or something.
That is all.
Totally need to get my laundry washed, and I'm hungry or something.
That is all.
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Outline
OK, this entry will be an outline of my weekend so I don't forget to write anything later on when I have the time and energy.
-Driving to Strongsville at 11PM on Friday night
-Driving home from Strongsville around 12:30AM Friday night
-Emergency headlight repair in the K-Mart parking lot
-Fixing my subs in the fucking Summit Mall parking lot at 1:30-2:30AM
-Being questioned by the cops during said speaker repair fiasco
-Getting home around 4AM
-The Type O way to play guitar
-Driving around Canton/Minerva/Malvern/Massillon this morning looking for fucking Cougars and Thunderchicken Super Coupes
-Holy crap, a Beretta with painted on hood pins
-The Saturn
-Driving back to Strongsville at 5:30 this evening
-Driving home from Strongsville at 7:30ish this evening
-Being pissed off because someone canceled our plans for the second fucking time this weekend
I feel like a smacked ass, but in a much better way than 2 weeks ago.
OK, I think that's it.
That is all.
-Driving to Strongsville at 11PM on Friday night
-Driving home from Strongsville around 12:30AM Friday night
-Emergency headlight repair in the K-Mart parking lot
-Fixing my subs in the fucking Summit Mall parking lot at 1:30-2:30AM
-Being questioned by the cops during said speaker repair fiasco
-Getting home around 4AM
-The Type O way to play guitar
-Driving around Canton/Minerva/Malvern/Massillon this morning looking for fucking Cougars and Thunderchicken Super Coupes
-Holy crap, a Beretta with painted on hood pins
-The Saturn
-Driving back to Strongsville at 5:30 this evening
-Driving home from Strongsville at 7:30ish this evening
-Being pissed off because someone canceled our plans for the second fucking time this weekend
I feel like a smacked ass, but in a much better way than 2 weeks ago.
OK, I think that's it.
That is all.
Saturday, July 03, 2004
Eh
I really hate people. If you don't want to hang out or whatever, that's cool. Just don't ignore my IM's like a little bitch, tell me you don't want to hang out anymore.
Please, dear readers, never buy an 03 Taurus.
The GTI has a brand new brake line, and he runs like a pimp. His subs are still squirrely, but at least they somewhat work now.
I went to bed at 10:15PM and woke up at 2AM. I almost set my alarm for 10AM tomorrow; I thought I had to work. Duh, it's Saturday.
Going to the Barberton car show again tomorrow (Saturday) night. I am such a loser.
I think I'm tired again, so off I go.
That is all.
Please, dear readers, never buy an 03 Taurus.
The GTI has a brand new brake line, and he runs like a pimp. His subs are still squirrely, but at least they somewhat work now.
I went to bed at 10:15PM and woke up at 2AM. I almost set my alarm for 10AM tomorrow; I thought I had to work. Duh, it's Saturday.
Going to the Barberton car show again tomorrow (Saturday) night. I am such a loser.
I think I'm tired again, so off I go.
That is all.
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Whoops
I remembered what I wanted to babble about. When driving my Mom's Z34 I must remember that her car is nowhere near the GTI in handling prowess. I almost crashed her car twice today; not good at all. Thank goodness the GTI should be home in the morning. Then I get to dick around with the subs until I figure out what's going on with the bass response.
That is all.
That is all.
Pontius' Ass
Chris Pontius is too cute.
I worked today and that's about it.
The GTI mobile was car hauled to the shop today; Don put fear into me, so I did break down and have the line replaced. I'm supposed to pick up the Rockin' Ride™ tomorrow morning before work, so I should get to bed or something.
I need a hobby.
There were other things I was going to talk about, but I've totally forgotten what they were.
That is all.
I worked today and that's about it.
The GTI mobile was car hauled to the shop today; Don put fear into me, so I did break down and have the line replaced. I'm supposed to pick up the Rockin' Ride™ tomorrow morning before work, so I should get to bed or something.
I need a hobby.
There were other things I was going to talk about, but I've totally forgotten what they were.
That is all.
