The first day at my new job went fine, even though I was woken up at 4:30AM by Morgan playing the computer way too fucking loud. Fuckface. So I had 3 hours of sleep last night. Nice, yes?
The goldfish wasn't in bed last night when I laid down. That damned goldfish was looking for porn on the Internet. Don't believe me?
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Bad goldfish!!
That is all.