Saturday, April 30, 2005

OK, Yeah

Morgan found out today he has a new schedule. But oh no, don't get excited.
Monday 3-9
Tuesday 3-9
Wednesday OFF
Thursday 3-9
Friday 9-6
Saturday OFF
Sunday 10-5
It's worse than his current schedule. True, he now has Saturday off, but he doesn't have two days off in a row. His boss' last day was today, and someone else quit today too, so they needed someone to cover Tuesdays. He'd been asking for a schedule change for weeks, but nothing was every done. The second they need him switched, oh man does he get a new schedule. That place is as bad as his cunt mother.

Now I'm all pissed off.

I leave you with 4 videos. We (Morgan and I) were bored last night, so we tortured Abie the Cat and made him squeak.

Abie Being Cute
Abie Bitching
Abie Being Fat
Abie Close

That is all.

What.The.Fuck.

This dumb bitch decides she doesn't want to get married, so she worries the whole town instead of saying so and being an adult about the whole thing? I repeat, what the fuck?

My first 2 hours of in-car observation are over. The kid was a really good driver, so it was an uneventful afternoon. Afterwards I tried the manueverability course 3 times, and sucked at it all 3 times. Grrrrr, I need to practice in a smaller car or something.

Must nap. I didn't go to sleep until 7:30A, and I had to get up at 11A.

That is all.

Publish You Ass

I have to post something in order for my blog to publish the new template changes.

I've added a "100 Things" to the sidebar.

More later.

That is all.

Friday, April 29, 2005

OCD Much?

Yeah, I couldn't help but stay up until I had my blog all fixed and pretty. All links are active and are the same as my old blog. There will be no photos on the sidebar, but you can click the appropriate link to see the photos and stuff. The only thing I haven't fixed are the archives; the new template doesn't follow my archives, just the main page.

Yeah, I rule.

That is all.

Heaven

In case you didn't notice as soon as you arrived, I have totally changed my blog template. This is sooooooo perfect for me, what with my love of goldfish. I will update the sidebar links when I have time, but for right now I'm going to clean out my Firebird, then go to bed.

Go to elementopia right now and buy mass quantities of templates!!!

Woo, I'm so excited!!!!

That is all.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Nifty rock

Woohoo, Vili Fualaau and Mary Kay Letourneau are getting married. Am I the only person excited by this?

OK, the first week of driver's ed is over. I changed the in-car portion of my training to Saturday and Sunday 1-3, instead of 8A-noon on Saturday. That's much better.

Blah, I'm finished.

That is all.

Eh, OK

Week one of driver's ed is almost finished. Today is the last day for the first week, and I've actually learned a lot of stuff. Tomorrow, Friday, I have to get my physical, get fingerprinted and run to downtown Canton and get a copy of my driving abstract. Fun times for all involved (me and the Birdy.) Saturday from 8AM-noon will be my first 4 hours of in-car driving observation. I hope my life insurance is paid because I'll be in the backseat (safest place to be) while a student driver tools around with the driving instructor (Sue, one of the owners.)

I attempted the maneuverability course last night after class, and was doing well except when I nailed the cone right before I finished the course. I am not taking the test in the Camaro or Firebird. Instead I'll take the test in one of the school's Cavaliers. I even have to retake the written portion of the test. Bah!!

I must have this bike. Morgan wants a 20" freestyle bike, but I prefer mountain bikes. It even has shocks at the front and rear! How awesome is that? The last bike I had was an old-school 10 speed, with the curved handlebars. I am that old-school. So yeah, after I have been at my new job for a couple months, I'm buying that bike. Woo!

Speaking of Wal-Mart, they have some of the cutest Dickies brand watches, and they're only $10!

Must do laundry and run to the post office. I have driver's ed from 6P-9P tonight. Teehee!

That is all.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Some People

If someone emailed you wanting to pay $1500 for a headboard that's maybe worth $800 (materials and time,) would you delete the email? Didn't think so. Jackass. Fuck you, I'll go elsewhere.

So yeah, I get to take my driver's license test all over again. I started training yesterday for my new job as a licensed driving instructor, and that's part of the licensing procedure for the state of Ohio. So yeah, Morgan and I are going to practice maneuverability tomorrow (Wednesday) before class. Woo!!

Went to the junkyard today (see MoBlog for photos.) We found the Z28 logos for the Camaro, shift knob and emergency brake handles and the antenna for my Birdy's stereo. I'll be able to use my antenna balls again! That's the only use for an antenna, since I never listen to the radio.

Dear's out of the shower, so I must go.

That is all.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Insomnia Much?

Yeah, I'm still up. Anyway, I straightened up most of my room, and the majority of the posters are off the wall and stored in my closet. I love how I get the urge to clean my room at 3AM. In any event, my closets are straight, as are my desk/desk area and my drawer thingie. You know I took photos cause I'm that kind of dork.
Inside of my drawer thingie.

Exterior of the drawer, my stereo and other assorted crap.

My desk and bookshelf.
Notice the unused desktop computer, complete with monitor! Yeah, do you think I have a problem with too much stuff? No, never. The worst part is that clusterfuck of a desk/bookshelf is actually clean and straight. I should have taken a before photo. I can't wait until my Mom buys a different desk so I can set my laptop up with the scanner and laser printer I ganked from Morgan. I don't use her desktop system, and she's been mouthing off about putting it in the living room, along with that big-assed desk. Bah, I hate all those wires too, but they're a necessary evil until I get the wireless stuff for the house. Must buy a computer chair as well. The old one broke and we never bought a new one because that's the same time I bought the laptop.

I think I'll try sleeping now.

That is all.

Short Post

This'll be short. I have a headache, and I must be up at noon for an appointment at 1:30PM. I start my new job tomorrow at 6PM. Yes, I rock.

It snowed today, around 5 inches. I posted a photo on my MoBlog for anyone who cares.

That is all.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Cunt

Have I mentioned how much I can't stand Morgan's Mom? No? Let me recap...Amongst other things, she stole $9,000 of his money, doesn't pay any of her bills then expects him to give her all his check to make rent, expects him to pay $60 a week for a fucking couch and no food, her hair's stuck in the 80's and she's generally manic-depressive. The best part is she left him a note saying she doesn't want him at the house because she's "dating." So he can't be at home because she wants to whore around? Right. Oh, and Morgan doesn't respect her either, even though he puts up with her shit and is never disrespecful to her. Even after she steals his money and lies to him, and about him, all the time. That bitch needs a smack to her fucking face.

I'm off to steam.

That is all.

Friday, April 22, 2005

Because I'm So Nice

Happy Hardcore Knight Rider Techno Remix

Oringial Knight Rider Theme
Right click, save as. Please and thank you.

That is all.

People Are Stupid

Holy ass, people are dumb. I have some shoes on eBay (big surprise) and this woman emailed me with two questions. The first question was, "Would you still like to sell the shoes? I would be interested in them." The second question was "What size are the yellow ones?" First of all, if I didn't want to sell the shoes would they be on eBay? Secondly, everything is in the auction. Why email me with inane questions that are all answered simply by reading the auction terms? I'm sure the next email will ask how much I want for the shoes. People wonder why I get so irritated by people. Stupid people make me the way I am which is why I hate most everyone. Bah.

Proceed with your normal day.

That is all.

So Yeah

Soulseek is being gay. All I want is the Knight Rider theme so I can burn it to a CD, but nooooooo, that's too much to ask. Morgan has all of my CD's, and I need the Knight Rider theme! Yeah, I ghetto-rigged a CD player in my Firebird. The good old portable CD player with car kit trick. Looks like ass, but it's better than no CD player. I still have the Sony head unit from my GTI, but Morgan swears my console will fall apart if we swap stereos, so the tape player it is for me.

Camaro's getting a 305 V8 engine. 70K miles, the engine is free courtesy of one of the mechanics where Morgan works. Yeah, we rock.

There's a 99 Trans Am at work that Morgan could get for nothing down and $100 a month, but I guess insurance is $2000 every 6 months because of his age. Doesn't that suck ass? Poor Morgan.

Finally Soulseek decided to give me what I need. About damn time.

My bleeding hearts have bloomed, but I think this ass weather is going to kill them, along with my rockass tulips. Fuck Ohio!

We had the carpet cleaned today, woohoo.

Guess I'm leaving here at 7:30PM in order to arrive in Strongsville by 9PM. It shouldn't take me that long, though, since traffic will be much lighter on 77N that time of night.

I love my Firebirdy.

Still no word from my doctor about my TSH level. Guess I have to wait until Monday to start Synthroid.

Lane Byrant now has Seven Jeans, because you know, a 33" waist is sooooooo huge, and needs to be plus-sized. Fucking craziness.

I should wash my comforters today and put them away for the summer. But then it'd snow in July and I'd freeze to death. Have I mentioned how much I hate Ohio???

As of this blogging, my nails are still polished, but it'll be removed sometime today. That's some type of record for me, though. I also cut all of my nails prior to painting them. I can't stand women who cling to the one long nail; that looks sooooooo stupid. My nails will be just as long within a month, because I fucking rock!

OK, I've starting talking about fingernails; time to go do something productive.

That is all.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Well All Right

We're so damned exciting. Morgan was given two brand new tires at work on Monday; Goodyear Eagle RS-A's.
Yeah, a photo.

So, he tore out my headliner and the interior door panels. The headliner was sagging and blowing all over the place, so we're not going to bother trying to repair it. The interior panels are in the basement awaiting a thorough cleaning, then they'll go back on the car.
Door panel up close.
Photo was taken at night, so cut me some slack.

I painted my fingernails. I never paint my fingernails, but I was bored so I figured it was a good time to do such a thing. I used Hard Candy's Trailer Trash. My absolute favorite nail polish color (a cool metallic silver.) I'm sure I'll wind up removing it soon, but it looks OK for now.

Went to the doctor yesterday. They drew blood to check my TSH (thyroid) levels, and I was given a bag of Zyrtec for allergies, and a bag of Ultracet (Ultram) for arthritis pain. Once my TSH level comes back, I'll start on Synthroid. Apparently my feeling of crappiness was because of allergies since I feel better today after only having taken 2 Zyrtec.

Morgan got me a better stereo from work for the Birdy. Now if only I had the tape adapter for my CD player, I'd be in business.

Have a funding orientation thing tomorrow afternoon, yay me. Then my Mom and I may get the girls' cedar chests tomorrow. It'll take 3 days for them to be delivered, so we need to get going on this shit.

That is all.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Oh Jeez, Oh Man

I'm watching Without A Trace on TNT and LaPaglia is wearing glasses. Droooooooooooooooooooool.

Guess we're going junkyard diving tomorrow. Morgan's Dad needs a passenger side mirror for his Blazer, and we need to find a wonderbar for the RS.

Iroc comes out Saturday unless it's icky. If it's supposed to be icky Saturday, the Iroc will come out Friday. Woo!

That is all.

RIP

RIP Danny Wilder

That is all.

Monday, April 18, 2005

Hack, Sneeze

Dammit, I'm glad I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. I can't sleep because I can't breathe when I'm laying down. Nice, yes? Turns out my Mom has pneumonia, which is always great. Didn't stop us from going to Bath and Body Works, though. We tore up the CO Bigelow products. Hopefully they work.

Morgan was going to try and get the Iroc from his Dad, but I think it's still a bit to early for his Dad to agree to us having the Iroc. I'm thinking more like mid to late May.

I think I'm hungry, and I need to blow my nose.

That is all.

Oh My

Pissing trollops. Penis in pooper. Photos of my sister's undies. These are the ways people find my blog. That's fucking scary.

Job interview at 2PM. I had applied for a driving instructor position about 2 weeks ago, but of course nothing came of that so I don't know why I'm even mentioning it.

I start school in August. Woo me.

Supposed to be 80 degrees tomorrow.

That is all.

Yay Me

I'm surrounded by assholes.

That is all.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Wow

Holy ass, I'm bored. Bored enough to scan in allergy test results from two years ago. And then share them with the world. Wow.

Sheet 1
Sheet 2

I can't get my right ear to pop; this is very irritating.

Guess I'll work on my Burn It CD's.

That is all.

Sooooooo Bored

Bored out of my skull. I'm still contemplating going to the post office, but it's cold outside (OK, it's 55 degrees but I'm fevered so it's cold outside,) and I dunno if I will.

Anywho, I bring you the tulips my Mom and I planted last year.
Black Tulips because I rock.
Yellow Tulips W/Red Accents.
I love tulips, just so everyone knows. And sweetheart roses.

That is all.

You Go Now

Everyone must see this movie as soon as possible. Mmmm, Phil Varone.

I wound up scrounging up some food, but I'm still contemplating a drive. Fuck this sitting at home by myself bullshit. I have a car, so I'll go find something to do. Besides, the windows are down and my t-tops are out; probably not a good idea to leave the car like that overnight. I'm not worried about someone stealing the car, I've left car keys in the ignition or in the door overnight numerous times and had no problems, but I am worried about rain. Even though it's not supposed to rain until Wednesday, I can't be 100% sure since I live in Northeast Ohio. You know, where it can snow in the morning and be 65 degrees 8 hours later.

That is all.

Thought I Was Over It

Must have these two pairs of Docs:



On another note, I'm getting another cold sore, at a different spot on my lower lip. How fucking wonderful.

Per usual, I'm tired of people not calling me when they're supposed to, but that'll never change. People will always be jerkoffs to me whenever they have the opportunity.

I can't decide if I want to go for a drive, or if I want to prepare my Spring Burn It CD's.

Hungry.

I keep having nightmares about Michael Myers. What's up with that shit?

That is all.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

AudBlog Update

this is an audio post - click to play

Pretty Birdy

So Morgan ripped off the awful ground effects yesterday. Now there's this big piece of metal sticking off the side of the car; some type of support for the GFX. Oh well, it still looks better than those horrible GFX.
A photo.

The neighbors have their fucking stereo up sooooooo loud I can't even hear my TV. I'm watching a screener DVD of Without A Trace, so it hasn't been mastered and the volume is really low. Fucking ridiculous. I told them it woke me up, I'm sick and was trying to sleep. Their reply? "We thought no one was home." Right, and I'm going to leave the house without my car. The worst part is it's country music. Grrrrrrrr.

I'll AudBlog later since I'm too lazy to type anymore.

That is all.

Neh

Not that anyone cares, but earlier today I noticed a big-assed bruise (circled for your convenience) on the top of my hand. Morgan claims he heard me say "Ow" as I whapped my hand on a door a couple days ago, so I guess that's where it came from, but damn if I remember. So yeah, I rock.

Must get license plates today; my 30 day tags expire at midnight.

Sneezing, coughing, sore throat, headache, backache, runny nose. How I love Morgan for sharing his cold.

Must sleep.

That is all.

Friday, April 15, 2005

Things To Blog About

dumb bitch at junkyard
phlebotomy stuff
smushy balls
camaro windshield
birdy ecm

This is for my own benefit and means nothing to any one else. And that's how I like it.

I will now go to bed since I'm sick, courtesy of my boogery Morgan.

That is all.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Jesus Pete

After I take a nap and tidy up my room, I will update my cast of characters page, and do something to my web page. There, is everyone happy?

That is all.

Ah, Technology

I looooooooove technology, when it works correctly. Check out this photo I took of Morgan with the new digi cam. It's with the digital zoom, which I guess is different than the regular zoom? I dunno, but the photo looks nice.
Morgie in my living room playing on the laptop.

A video of the piggy.
(Right click, save as. Please and thank you.)

Dammit, I need a battery charger for my camera. LOL

That is all.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Finally!

As long as the funding goes through, I'll begin phlebotomy/medical assistant training in August. I am too late for the May 23rd start date, so August it is. As long as everything goes as planned, I'll be a fully-licensed phlebotomist by the beginning of October. After that, I'll work and go to school 4 days a week/5 hours a day. Until I get a job, I'll go to class Monday-Thursday 5:30PM-10:30PM. After I get a job, depending upon what hours I work, I can either keep that schedule, or go to school 8:30AM-1:30PM. I'll be finished with the entire program March of 2006 (7 months/30 weeks.) Again, it's about damn time!

Morgan's yelling for me, and he's in the shower, so I should go see what he wants.

That is all.

Yeah, Right

The first photo I take with my new camera is a photo of my Slurpee cup and my cell phone. Nice, yes? Woo!

Got a free AC adapter for my camera, which is how I'm taking photos. So, for right now, I can take photos only as far as my extension cord will reach. : )

Someone needs smacked.

That is all.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Changes

TheLawnBunny is now ThePooper. It was time for a change, kids. I've not been with Brian, who gave me the LawnBunny nickname, for almost a year. It was time to move on to a different name. Besides, ThePooper? Come on, now, it's fucking funny. I wanted a .com but it wasn't available, so a .net it is.

My email address has changed to Lisa@thepooper.net.

My blog and moblog haven't changed.

Update your shit!

That's all I feel like typing tonight.

That is all.

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Just Kill Me

Not being able to use the digi cam is killing me. I should take my cheap ass to Wal-Mart and spend the $30 on a charger, but I won't because I'm trying to show some restraint with money. This is good on my part, but it still sucks. I've looked everywhere, and the cheapest I can find a charger is $30. That doesn't include eBay, with the $4 item and $9.50 shipping. I refuse to buy from people like that. They charge $7-$10 for shipping, and when you receive the item it's in a bubble mailer with postage of $1.50. Jackasses.

Gah, I should go to bed. I got home from Morgan's house around 4:30AM, and I've been online looking for a battery charger since I got home.

That is all.

Saturday, April 09, 2005

That's A Dent, Honey

So guess what Morgan found me at work today? A digital camera! Not just any digital camera, mind you, but a Canon PowerShot S230 Elph. It's so cute, and it has video with sound. I need to get a charger for it before I can use it, though, so it'll be about a week before I start bombarding my blog with videos. I've needed a new digi cam for a while; mine is starting to act up when trying to save to the video card. We haven't had the money to get one, though, so him finding one is so rock. Before everyone gets their panties in a twist, he found this camera in a traded-in vehicle that was part of a rental/shuttle fleet. The camera was under a seat, underneath a nasty, moldy banana. It's obvious the person wasn't that worried about their camera, and no one called to inquire if a camera was found. Had Morgan called the company who traded-in the van, whomever came out to pick up the camera would have kept it. If somone calls and asks about the camera, of course we'll give it back, but otherwise it's finders-keepers!! Just so you sneaky asses out there don't try anything funny, there's something odd about the case of the camera which makes for a very easy identifier.

My Firebird is rockass.

That is all.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Burning Water

You know, Lake Erie caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it...

OK, so it wasn't the lake and it wasn't because of crap floating around in it. Still, it is funny...

That is all.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Bloogie

Morgan and Abie in the bathroom at his apartment.

Been an exciting week of laundry, dishes and cooking for the Morgie. Yesterday we took the Birdy for a drive, and he performed superbly. We also went to the mall for some exchanging at Bath and Body Works, and the grocery store. Today we slept until 6PM, and bummed around. Morgan tortured the Birdy by poking him, and messing with the flippy eyes.

I need to redo the FBody page so all of the photos are the same size. I really hate when you view a webpage and the photos are all different sizes and stuff. It's so unorganized.

That is all.

Monday, April 04, 2005

Title Goes Here

Since I can't seem to find a job with 3 years of college, I guess I have to do something in order to get a job. I'm calling tomorrow about a 10 week phlebotomy course in Kent. I can't go back to school because Akron says I owe them $2800. I would get a student loan to pay that off, but I can't get student loans until I'm enrolled, and I can't enroll until I pay that $2800. Nice, huh? Anyway, I'll find out about the course and see how much it costs.

Back to staring at the wall. I love having no one to talk to, but I'm supposed to drop everything when people call me.

That is all.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Get Bent

How about everyone goes to hell? How's that sound?

That is all.

Birdy-1, Camaro-0

I wound up driving to Alliance for Papa John's pizza. Before leaving I knew it had snowed today (the Birdy was totally covered) but my Mom claimed the roads were fine. Um, no. I'd driven less than a mile and noticed something strange with the Birdy. He was cruising along as though the roads were clear. No slipping, no sliding, nothing but going straight down the road like he should be. I don't know if it's because of the 400 pounds worth of options, or the brand new Goodyear Assurance tires on the rear, but that car spanks the Camaro's ass in snow. Seriously, I can drive the RS in snow, but it isn't fun (unless I'm doing donuts with no one around.) The Birdy is very, very good to drive in the snow; as good as my Mom's Monte, if not better. Believe it kids, I just said a 92 Birdy is better in the snow than an 01 Monte. He never slipped, he never spun his tires, he never broke traction. Even under heavy acceleration, he wouldn't break traction, and believe me, I was trying to spin the tires. Dammit, I love that car and I'm soooooo glad Morgan bought me the Birdy.

Time change is kicking my ass all ready.

Guess I'll fall asleep watching American Justice.

That is all.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Yeah, Sure

Tired of being shit on, but that's an entry for a different day.

OK, so the guy told me I'd be spraying stuff on the walls, peeling off the wallpaper then painting the rooms after taping off the trim and stuff. That's easy enough, right? Yeah, if that was all I'd have had to do it would have been fine. Turns out there were 2 layers of wallpaper on each wall, the bathroom walls were fucking horrible and he wanted this shit finished by Friday afternoon. It took me and Morgan 1.5 hours to do 3/4 of a wall in the kitchen. The guy rented a steamer instead of buying the spray on remover stuff, and it would have taken at least 2 days to get all of the wallpaper off the walls. The bathroom walls needed tiled, not painted, but the guy was too cheap to buy the tile and wanted me to sand the walls down instead. The best part was when I called him to let him know it was going to take a lot longer than previously thought, he told me I had to stay Thursday until the steaming part was finished because he rented the steamer and it had to be back by 10AM Friday. Oooooooooooh no, fuck you. So yeah, Morgan and I worked there from 10:30AM-2PM. Then we left (Morgan had to go to work,) and I wrote the guy a note on a piece of wallpaper and left it on the stairs. I repeat, oooooooooooh no, fuck you.

I'm hungry, but it fucking snowed and I don't feel like getting all bundled up to get food. I'm sure I'll wind up going out though, because I'm hungry. Yeah, second day of April and we get 4" of snow (Strongsville, at least, had 4" of snow.)

Barrett-Jackson auction (Palm Beach) is on Speed. Morgan and I watched three hours of it last night, and here I am watching more tonight.

I guess Tuesday I get to finally see inside of Morgan's Dad's house on Pleasant Valley. Morgan's going to help him refinish the bathroom, and I'll hang out and see what I can break. I'll also play with the Mazda in the garage.

Pope's dead.

That is all.

Mecha Quote

Don't know if this is good or not, but figured I'd post it anyway. mecha and I were discussing the pope's death, and he busts out with this gem in regard to me and Morgan.

"mecha" [5:24 P.M.]: it's cause of people like you that I'm reminded how full of shit christianity really is

Ah, how mecha truly rocks.

That is all.

Eh

Fuck that guy and his $100 for stripping the wallpaper/painting the walls. I'll explain when I'm more awake.

I had to share this right now, before I go to bed. Morgan and I were watching VH1 Classic (I was torturing him with Dokken, Lita Ford and Megadeth; it was Metal Mania time,) when Type O Negative's "Black No. 1" comes on. TON on VH1. VH1 Classic, nonetheless. What the fuck? Morgan took two photos as proof, because I told him I'd never have believed him had I not seen it for myself.
Photo 1
Photo 2 (End credits of video.)
To most people this isn't any big deal, but to me this is huge. Not only does it signify the fact that I'm getting old, but TON is much more mainstream than I've realized. I remember 10 years ago mentioning them and no one had any idea who the fuck I was talking about. Now, largely because of October Rust, everyone and their fucking grandma knows about TON. Not that it's a bad thing at all, but it's strange and disconcerting. If one more "huge TON fan" asks who Sal is, they're getting fucking smacked.

Bed for me.

That is all.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Oh Travis, Travis, Travis

Have I mentioned how much Travis truly rules? No, it's not his auction, but he sent me the link.

My niece Hannah turned 20 today (March 31.) Happy Birthday and stuff.

That is all.