Monday, February 28, 2005

People Are Very Strange

A few more of my favorite web referrers:
Squirting penis link (2 of them!)
Car fucking
Fucking in car

People are very, very strange.

I've been on hold with PayPal for 15 minutes. Bastards.

Must eat.

That is all.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Update Time

Short update right now; more in depth later.

We went out with Turtle Monday night after we dropped off the Camaro at the clinic.
Tuesday we hung around my house, rented The Day After Tomorrow on PPV and ordered Domino's Pizza (buy one get one free Tuesdays.)
Wednesday we checked out a couple Mazdas so I can have my own car. After that, we picked the Camaro up from the clinic. Every time the owner works on our car everything is fine. So we have no more squirty seal, and this is good. After that, Morgan and I went to the mall to waste time and get out of the house. We also rented 2 Fast 2 Furious so Morgan could finally watch one of those damned movies.
Thursday we went to his house so he could go to work.
Friday he worked, I went out to lunch with Turtle and we caused trouble wherever we went, I jacked up my hair, picked Morgan up from work and then he and I hit the Cleveland Auto Show.
Saturday I swung by Dr. Dork's house, came home, then picked Morgan up from work. We then went to his Dad's house to visit the Iroc. Then we drove down here.
So far today Morgan went to work.

Exciting, yes?

I'll elaborate later, I just wanted to get all this written so I didn't forget anything.

That is all.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

This Is News?

OK, a Porsche Carrera GT in Canton is front page news? Yeah, someone in Summit County (Akron is most of Summit County) ordered a Carrera GT from the local Porsche dealer in Canton, Kempthorn Motors. The car is still at the dealer, but I can't go look at it because the Camaro is in the shop having the squirty seal replaced (the one the clinic fucked up.) As soon as I have wheels, I'm going to look at the Carrera.

That's all I feel like typing right now.

That is all.

Monday, February 21, 2005

Bah

Here's a question. OK, I was reading my Snapple bottle (Kiwi Strawberry, Kiwi Teawi doesn't come in 12 packs) and I noticed I'm supposed to get 2 servings from one bottle. How much time has to elapse in order for something to be considered a serving? It can take me upwards of 2 hours to finish a bottle of Snapple; how long do I have to wait in between for it to be a serving? An hour? Four hours? A day, as my Mom suggested? Does anyone know?

I am soooooo tired. Seriously, I feel like I'm getting mono or something. Must nap now.

That is all.

Blegh

I just had Brussels Sprouts for a snack, and I enjoyed them. That makes me weird, right?

Morgan and I are going to the TITN event on June 18 and 19 with the Iroc. That'll be fun.

Friday is dealer employee night at the Cleveland Auto Show. It's a preview night, so we won't have to put up with the morons who accompany the public show. I'll make sure to take tons of photos with my good camaera, and I'm sure I'll take quite a few with my camera phone too.

Black Cherry Kool-Aid with Cool Whip and Sprite is pretty tasty.

It snowed again today. Morgan said the weather was pretty crappy all day by him, and I know it was snowy and cold by me today. Supposed to be 45 degrees tomorrow. Woohoo!

I'm $100 closer to my Scirocco (sold 6 pairs of shoes to a girl who has bought from me countless times previously.) As soon as my tax refund gets here (hopefully this week,) I'll only be $140 short. We could not get the rims for the Camaro on the 1st of March and use that money to get the Scirocco, but I know Morgan won't do that, so I'll have to get the last $140 just like I came up with the rest; on my own.

I'm mailing 8 resumes tomorrow, and there are 4 places I want to call as well. One is an auto detailing position in Canton; that would rock.

My printer cartridge decided to crap out on me today, so someone better call me from one of the resumes I send out tomorrow. If not, I can't mail any more resumes since I no longer have a printer that prints. Bah.

I'm taking a couple huge-assed boxes of Dr. Martens to Goodwill at the end of the week. Email me before Friday if you are interested in any shoes. Run in size from UK3-UK6, which are US 5-8 in womens' sizes. I'll email photos upon request. PayPal only, kids.

Speaking of PayPal, I've stuck a Donate through PayPal button on the sidebar. ThePooper's Car Fund. Thanks to anyone who donates, even if it's just $5.

I'm thinking Scirocco...

I'm freezing and the Dr. G episodes are repeats. Off to bed...

That is all.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Where To Begin?

All right, time for an update.

Our washer conked out Tuesday night. So we (me, my Mom and Morgan) went to HH Gregg to buy a new one on Wednesday. Wound up getting a Whirlpool, and it's working so far. After HH Gregg we jaunted over to Target for an alarm clock (my Mom's broke), then we hopped over to Yankee Candle Company. Morgan grumbled and stopped at a game store first, but he soon wandered into the candle store to "assist me" in my candle purchases. I wound up getting Midsummer's Night (smells like Drakkar Noir, which smells like Morgan,) Rose and Vineyard (grape.) Then we came home.

My Mom got a new cell phone today. She's been with Cingular since November of 97, and this is her third phone. She got an LG C1300 flip phone for free. It's a pretty nifty phone, but it's also basic. Web access and stuff, but no camera. Fine for her, though.


Turtle and I went out last night, back to The Crew in Canton. I walked in and there was a grown man running around in what appeared to be a diaper. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was his underwear but still...Grown man in a bar in his undies. Turns out he was a dancer, but he didn't do much dancing. After about 45 minutes he comes up to me and Turtle, and offers to let me touch his penis. I told him no thanks, I have a penis (meaning Morgan.) My witty comeback to that? Just not on me. So yeah, I tell the guy I have a penis, it's just not on me. Good Christ. I finally sputtered out that I had a boyfriend and had no interest in touching that guys' (or any other guys') penis. I'm such a choad.

The Camaro's seal is squirting out coolant. He goes in Monday night to get fixed, and this better be the last fucking time he's in the shop for something that was all ready "fixed."

May be getting a 1980 VW Scirocco (not the actual car; just an example of what it is.) I find out for sure next weekend if I'm going to buy the car. If the car runs good and the frame is solid, I'll buy it.

Shit, it's almost 2AM. I think I'll go to bed.

That is all.

Friday, February 18, 2005

Baaaaahahahaah

She smacked the dolphin, but the dolphin smacked her back.

That is all.

Things To Blog About

Notes to self in regard to blogging:

Washer.
Mom's cell phone.
Grown man in diaper and nothing else.
Camaro's squirting seal.
Yankee Candle company.
Bar with Turtle last week.
Scirocco.

That is all.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Someone Needs Therapy

I'm still shaking my head over this email. What makes me giggle the most is how they refer to the tsunami, and how it's America's fault it happened ("hasn't the recent Tsunami tragedy taught you Americans anything about saving the environment.") OK, so the tsunami could have been prevented had Americans not driven Camaros, or not had more than one car per household? American's auto engines are so powerful, it caused a tsunami. Americans need to save the environment, or else more tsunamis will occur. OK, jackass.

I'm leaving their AOL name on the email simply because they're big enough to talk about Americans, and they should at least give us the chance for a rebuttal. Make sure you enlarge the image so you can read the email. I replied with "Someone needs some therapy. Thanks for your enlightening email." Funniest thing is, the photos that psycho is referring to have accompanying text with them. The text explains the Moozda doesn't run anymore, and the GTI was totaled 9/28/04. Had whomever that was pulled their head out of their ass long enough to READ THE TEXT, they'd have had nothing to bitch about. Yeah, I bitch a lot, but only on this blog. I don't email random people to bitch about stuff in their profiles. I truly don't "get" people; is it any reason I can't stand people when so many act like this asshat?


Morgan replied with a rather insightful comment. Everyone hates the US so much, but when there's a problem, who do they run to? The US. Who is aiding everyone else instead of taking care of their own shit? The US. Who's donating millions of dollars to people who were too dumb to leave when they heard a tsunami was likely, but thought we were lying? The US.

I'm tired of everyone making excuses for why we "need" to send aid to these people. No, we don't "need" to send aid to anyone who won't heed our warnings. Or because your national pastime is babymaking, yet no one has a job. Not our problem. A true "disaster" is a different story entirely. But aid because people are too stupid to listen, or have never heard of not having children if you have no income? Not so much. Again, I'm all for helping people who truly need the aid, and who will appreciate the aid. Not being able to support your own children because you've never worked and just keep having kids doesn't qualify, in my opinon. Nor does any event that people had ample warning for, but were too stupid, or stubborn, to listen. This goes for aid in our country, and aid to foreign countries. My personal favorite example is when someone's house/apartment burns down and they didn't have rental insurance. OK, in my area rental insurance is $120 a year. That's $10 a month. You didn't have rental insurance so you lost all of your shit? Shut the fuck up, I'm hot helping your dumb ass. There's at least one story a month of some stupid fuck around here who didn't have insurance, and their home burned down, so everyone and their grandmother is taking up a collection. One more time, and say it with me. RENTAL INSURANCE.


Heehee, the asshat replied to Morgan's email:

From: GrumpyTurd@aol.com Add to Address Book
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 17:20:10 EST
Subject: Re: pics on my girlfreinds aol profile
To: Azrael
that explains my original point exactly. Americans are ignorant and arrogant and just plain stupid.
thanks for that.

Then they blocked Morgan's email. Nice.

Don't get me wrong, I do agree that most Americans need to do more. Recycle, walk to the store instead of driving when the store is 3 blocks away, use a regular towel instead of paper towels, etc. Lets be realistic. Other countries contribute to pollution, but America is the only country being villified for such actions. I think that's what pisses me off the most. Everyone is more than happy to take our money and aid, but they villify us just the same.

Long ago I adjusted my Buddy List settings so only people I know could IM me. Am I going to have to adjust my email settings too?

Well that's been my entertainment for the day. And yes, I'm still shaking my head over this one.

Just for the record, I do donate to Save the Boobies, Cancer Research and if a child was burned/has cancer, etc. I'm tired of adults who can change their situation choosing not to because they keep receiving handouts (referring to mostly US aid at this point.)

That is all.

Monday, February 14, 2005

Various Ramblings

Heehee, my two favorite referrers for this page are "show my ass" and "female buttcrack." I just switched stats companies, so I don't have that many to choose from yet. I hope the good ones keep rolling in, though.

Going to visit Travis the first week of March, and to pick up these rims and tires for the Camaro. Mind you, those aren't the exact rims we're buying, but they are the same style. That's just a random photo I found on the web. Some guy is selling them to us for $130 with tires!!! He's soooooo nice, and Morgan and I both really appreciate him selling the rims so cheap. The guy lives in Huntington, WV so Morgan and I are going to swing by and visit Travis on the way there. Glenville's about an hour out of our way, but we're down there, so we may as well stop to entertain Travis for a while.

Oh yeah...

Happy Valentine's Day.

That is all.

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Bored

I'm finally remembering to post this. Right before Christmas I found a bottle of Dove 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner at the Half Off store. I bought it for a buck, and it was one of the best purchases I've ever made. I could never use 2-in-1 products, but the Dove version is rockass. Thus ends my product whoring for the week.

I scanned my cell phone because I'm a dork. I "borrowed" Morgan's scanner, and I've been scanning everything. Here is my Valentine's Day cover and my cherry cover. I have a Hello Kitty screen image, but you can't really see it that well. I am a dork.

So yeah, the only straight guy in the gay clubs last night manages to find me, and hits on me. Asked me for my number even. I never cease to amaze Turtle.

I detailed my Mom's car today because I rock. If it's still clean tomorrow I'll get photos.

I should go to bed, and I believe I will as soon as 3AM gets here. MSNBC is having a serial killer marathon thing, plus it's hosted by the Siegenthaler. Dude, it's all about the arm. My arm was like that for weeks after I got my Servo tattoo and Dr. Dork and I referred to it as "The Sieg." I think it's just his style, though, as I've seen him use the arm. I'd feel like an ass for making fun of his arm if something's wrong with it, but then again, do I really give a fuck? NO.

That is all.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Forgive Me

Forgive me if this rambles or is filled with spelling errors, for I am drunk. Off 3 Smirnoff Ice's and one White Russian I will have you know. Anyway, the evening was filled with antics, and everyone needs to listen to the AudBlog post. You'll get the gist of the evening.

I am starving (again, refer to AudBlog post) and scrambie eggs with cheese sounds really good right now, but I'd probably burn my arm off, so I'm going to bed instead. I'm sure I'll be good and headachy tomorrow. I wish my Morgan would have been with me tonight, but he has to work on Saturday morning, so he didn't come with us.

That is all.

Drunk and Silly AudBlog Post

this is an audio post - click to play

Friday, February 11, 2005

Pooooooop

I'm going out with Turtle tonight. We're going to a new bar in Canton called The Crew, then if things suck there, we're going to the Adams Street Bar in Akron. Both are gay bars, because Turtle's gay. I like gay bars better anyway, the people are much nicer for the most part.

Guess I should eat something. I can't be yakking up that $3 Smirnoff Ice 45 minutes after I drink it, now can I?

My bed just isn't the same without Morgan hogging the covers and snoring. He was here every night this week, which is why I haven't been blogging. Blame him for my lack of posts.

That is all.

The People I Associate With

"Travis" [12:17 AM]: I need to find someone wanting a green card and marry them so I can get the apartment and they get to stay :-P
RS Tool For Evil [12:19 AM]: That's the fucking ticket
"Travis" [12:19 AM]: yep, maybe I'll mail away for a eurobride
"Travis" [12:19 AM]: I bet shipping would cost out the ass
RS Tool For Evil [12:20 AM]: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaah
RS Tool For Evil [12:20 AM]: You are such a dick.

That is all.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Not The Best Berry

Cranberry juice is my new best friend, but it's still pretty nasty.

I'm waiting on Morgan to get here, then I'm going to bed.

That is all.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Heehee

"Don't open a mouth to me." "Off the record, kiss my male organ." "You weren't beaten enough."

Those are just a few of the reasons as to why I love the Smits episodes of NYPD Blue.

Morgan's here, later.

That is all.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Travis, Travis, Travis

"Travis" [11:42 PM]: watched the grudge
RS Tool For Evil [11:42 PM]: Any good?
"Travis" [11:42 PM]: either I missed something or it sucked
"Travis" [11:42 PM]: I'll have to go back and rewatch it
RS Tool For Evil [11:42 PM]: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah
RS Tool For Evil [11:42 PM]: You fucking rule.

The fun never stops.

That is all.

Such A Sucker

I'm such a sucker. I actually believe people will call me back when they say they will. HA!

Still haven't touched my webpage and it's been around a month since I bought the domain. I want to make it really cool, but I need help with the coding and graphics I want to use/create. I've asked Morgan to help me a bunch of times, but he has yet to do so, so there the page sits in all of its shitty glory.

I'm hungry so I guess I'll have some Spaghetti-O's.

Piss.

That is all.

Ho Hum

Bah, I can't sleep. Dear is all ready in bed, been there since around midnight. He's all sacked out with the goldfish, and I tried to go to sleep, but I just can't. So here I am, with you people instead of my Morgan. LOL

My cell phone is all fucked up again. I can't access the web, and Sprint turned my service off this morning. I called, and they claimed I owed $13.51. This is after I called Sprint last week to confirm my balance due prior to making my payment. The girl told me the bill was $71 and change, so I made (OK, Morgan made) a payment of $72. A week later they're telling me that woman was incorrect and I still have a balance. What the fuck? I called today to bitch and I wound up being connected to some guy who barely spoke English so I hung up on him after he told me for the 3rd time I had $5.75 in roaming charges for a plan that isn't supposed to have roaming charges to begin with. Fucking morons. So now I have to go back to the Sprint store and have my phone reprogrammed again. I'll call later today to bitch about the general lack of fucking service I've received thus far. Sprint may fuck themselves.

Guess I'll watch TV.

That is all.

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Again

Travis Rocks. Four screen views at once, fucking awesome.

That is all.

Tabbed Browsing!!!

Travis is my browsing savior. For he bothered me until I switched to Mozilla Firefox. I am forever indebted to him. I have been using Mozilla for a long time, but Firefox is now my bitch.

That is all.

Friday, February 04, 2005

OK, Then

I've given away one of the 56 Gmail accounts I have available. To the Sprint PCS technical assistance guy, nonetheless.

The Camaro is leaking fluid; not the Camaro's fault, but the fault of the place who "fixed" the timing chain. It never ends.

Fuck it, I'm taking a nap.

That is all.

Gmail

OK, I just logged into my Gmail account, and I now have 50 invitations for my main Gmail account, and 6 for my secondary Gmail account. What the hell? Email me, I'll give them out 5 at a time if you'd like.

That is all.

Dreamland

My goal for June. I know I'm on crack, but it's nice to hope.

I miss school.

That is all.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Change From The Ordinary

In contrast to my usual crabbing, here's something a little more personal...KB linked an article from his blog, so I'm posting about the article just in case people venture over here from his site.

Many of you know I have a nephew, Matthew, who has a kidney disease. My sister gave him a kidney Christmas of 03. That kidney stopped working about 6-9 months ago, so he's now on dialysis 7 days a week, 7 hours at a time. Thankfully he gets his treatments at home while he sleeps, so it doesn't interfere too much, but still. It really sucks that he got to be "normal" for a while (been sick since he was 2) then had to start treatments again. The doctors (who are clueless as to what's really wrong with him) say after a year they'll put him on the list, and start testing relatives again. I dunno what his blood type is, but I'm A+ and I'll definitely get tested if he asks. Most of you also know that my sister is quite, well strange, when it comes to family relationships. When Matt was first born she'd come over every other weekend, then she suddenly stopped coming around. Yeah, after the transplant he wasn't allowed to travel for a year so that's cool. When we call her wanting to come visit, or to check on Matt, she never answers the phone or calls us back. So we really have no idea how he's doing other than when she spontaneously calls once in a while. Morgan and I drove past their house when he and I went to Pitt, but it was 5 or 6 in the morning so we didn't stop. To top it all off, Paul (husband/dad) was diagnosed with leukemia about a year and a half ago. So yeah, the next time you feel like bitching about your crappy day because someone was in your way at the store or on the highway, shut the fuck up and be thankful you have your health, can eat what you want, go to school if you so desire and have all your vital organs.

You didn't really think I'd get through a whole post without bitching, did you?

That is all.

Help A Girl Out

I have 12 Gmail invitations to give away, and Gmail loves throwing it in my face. Email me and I'll happily send you one, or two or all fucking twelve.

That is all.

Huh?

My broke ass gets to pay $1.07 for city income tax. Yay me.

Well, Morgan's apartment has electric, but we still don't know if he's allowed in or not. We called and the answering machine picked up, but his Mom didn't answer (big surprise) so we don't know if they've allowed people back into the building.

I have two more loads of laundry to wash, but no detergent. That sucks ass.

I need a job.

That is all.

Poop

Azo Standard is my savior.

Morgan's apartment building was condemned Tuesday night. The boiler blew up, taking all of the electrical circuit boards with it. The building was condemned because there was no heat or electricity due to the boiler blowing up, and the city decided to temporarily condemn the building. We have no idea if he'll be able to stay there Thursday night after he gets off work, so I guess we'll find out tomorrow.

I'm going to find out what the hell Morgan's doing to the car at 3:20AM, then I'm dragging him to bed.

That is all.