I just called to make an appointment for my tattoo touch up tomorrow. The guy who answered the phone said my tattoo guy, Kirk, just up and moved to St. Louis yesterday. What the fuck? So now some other person is going to touch up my Servo tattoo. Why do I feel like crying? The only good thing that could come of this is if he left his icky wife and that's why he moved so suddenly.
Bah.
That is all.
Tuesday, August 31, 2004
It's The Little Things....
That's right, I forgot to mention this little tidbit. I got gas yesterday for 99 cents a gallon. Don't believe me? Morgan had the idea to take the photo since no one would believe us otherwise. The regular price was $1.69 a gallon, but I had 70 cents off with my Giant Eagle advantage card. I officially love Giant Eagle gas.
We rock.
That is all.
We rock.
That is all.
The Saftey Dance and the Safety Briefing Shouldn't Be Combined!
I really miss going to school. It's that time of year again, and I really, really miss going to college. However, due to circumstances beyond my control, I can't go back to school for the next two semesters (three including summer sessions, which I love) so I guess there's no point in getting all sad about it or whatever. But still, I miss school. : )
Didn't do jack shit this weekend. Friday night I drove up to Morgan's around 2AM, then he and I drove back down here at 6AM so I could get to my Rent A Center interview at 9AM. After that we came back to my house and slept all fucking day, because we're bums. Saturday evening we watched movies and went to bed relatively early (6AM) considering we slept until midnight the night before. Sunday we got up around noon, went on an Fbody hunt, went to the mall then came back here to make food. He was home by 10PM and I was home by midnight. After a 3 hour telephone conversation we both went to bed around 2AM, which is a drastic change for both of us. Oh well.
Haven't done shit today, nor do I think I'll wind up doing anything.
Might get my Servo tattoo touched up tomorrow; we shall see.
Nothing else to report. It was a pretty boring weekend at Casa De Lisa, but it wasn't bad since I spent time with the Morgan. Awwwwwwww.....LOL It's nice to be able to just sit around not doing anything; just enjoying each other's company.
Actually, we did have a discussion about what type of pet to get. I want a ragdoll kitty, and he wants a black rat. I'm not adverse to getting a rat, but I must have a kitty too! I'm putting a little poll on the toolbar part of my blog; everyone vote for a kitty!!!
That is all.
Didn't do jack shit this weekend. Friday night I drove up to Morgan's around 2AM, then he and I drove back down here at 6AM so I could get to my Rent A Center interview at 9AM. After that we came back to my house and slept all fucking day, because we're bums. Saturday evening we watched movies and went to bed relatively early (6AM) considering we slept until midnight the night before. Sunday we got up around noon, went on an Fbody hunt, went to the mall then came back here to make food. He was home by 10PM and I was home by midnight. After a 3 hour telephone conversation we both went to bed around 2AM, which is a drastic change for both of us. Oh well.
Haven't done shit today, nor do I think I'll wind up doing anything.
Might get my Servo tattoo touched up tomorrow; we shall see.
Nothing else to report. It was a pretty boring weekend at Casa De Lisa, but it wasn't bad since I spent time with the Morgan. Awwwwwwww.....LOL It's nice to be able to just sit around not doing anything; just enjoying each other's company.
Actually, we did have a discussion about what type of pet to get. I want a ragdoll kitty, and he wants a black rat. I'm not adverse to getting a rat, but I must have a kitty too! I'm putting a little poll on the toolbar part of my blog; everyone vote for a kitty!!!
That is all.
Saturday, August 28, 2004
Various Ramblings
I really, really, really hate Gene Simmons.
It's quite eerie when most of Canton is without power, however, driving up RT62 without having to worry about traffic lights does pretty much kick fucking ass.
The cops are probably looking for me on RT71, I think it wise to not drive on RT71 for the next couple days. Damn my distinctive car, and my tendency to only race people when the fucking cops are around. Hopefully the other guilty party didn't get pulled over as the piggies are probably pretty pissed at both of us right now.
26 days until my birthday; send many presents! I wear a UK3 or UK4 in Docs (please, no new ones as they suck ass) and my car is a 1988 VW Golf GTI 16 Valve 1.8L with 4 wheel disc brakes. Make sure the parts are GTI specific or else they won't work. LOL Ever the optimist, aren't I?
I hate when I was going to blog about something and then I forget. Goodness...
My cell is temporarily shut off. Too many people from earlier in the summer had that number, from when I was hanging out at the bar. And those people can't comprehend the meaning of "don't call me anymore, leave me alone" therefore I am having my number changed. Also, I only had an Akron number so Dr. Dork could call me for free, but seeing how he is being a little bitch and not calling me anymore, I guess it really doesn't matter if I have an Akron number. Finally my friends in the Canton area will be able to call my cell without paying a long distance fee. Now there's a concept!!! Silly me for thinking I was being nice and getting an Akron number for some jackass who totally didn't appreciate it. Only took me 4.5 years to figure out I could do better, and doing better I am. Blah.
I think I'm going to send out a few fuck off and die emails. Really now, people seriously piss me off, and the older I get the more people piss me off. Yeah, I've made mistakes, but seriously, I've never been a horrible friend like most of my "friends" are. They're only around when they need to talk or need/want something. When I need to talk, or just need someone to bounce ideas off of, where are all of my "friends"? I've been playing the blind man (or woman, if you will) for too fucking long; my eyes are wide fucking open and I'm tired of people's shit. So yeah, you've been forwarned.
Is it obvious I'm not in the mood to be fucked with today?
Does anyone else find Paris Hilton to be one of the most frightening things on the face of the earth? Seriously, she's way worse than trolls, leprechauns or Michael Jackson. And no, I'm not jealous. OK, like I wouldn't love to have her bank account, but I'm so not jealous of her as a person. Not only does she need to eat, but her head is about 4 times too large for her body. Now if she was really smart I could accept the huge head, but that is one dumb twat. Further proof that money can't buy you class, style or intelligence.
Get me pissed off and I'll ramble for hours.
All right, I think I've taken up enough of everyone's valuable time.
That is all.
It's quite eerie when most of Canton is without power, however, driving up RT62 without having to worry about traffic lights does pretty much kick fucking ass.
The cops are probably looking for me on RT71, I think it wise to not drive on RT71 for the next couple days. Damn my distinctive car, and my tendency to only race people when the fucking cops are around. Hopefully the other guilty party didn't get pulled over as the piggies are probably pretty pissed at both of us right now.
26 days until my birthday; send many presents! I wear a UK3 or UK4 in Docs (please, no new ones as they suck ass) and my car is a 1988 VW Golf GTI 16 Valve 1.8L with 4 wheel disc brakes. Make sure the parts are GTI specific or else they won't work. LOL Ever the optimist, aren't I?
I hate when I was going to blog about something and then I forget. Goodness...
My cell is temporarily shut off. Too many people from earlier in the summer had that number, from when I was hanging out at the bar. And those people can't comprehend the meaning of "don't call me anymore, leave me alone" therefore I am having my number changed. Also, I only had an Akron number so Dr. Dork could call me for free, but seeing how he is being a little bitch and not calling me anymore, I guess it really doesn't matter if I have an Akron number. Finally my friends in the Canton area will be able to call my cell without paying a long distance fee. Now there's a concept!!! Silly me for thinking I was being nice and getting an Akron number for some jackass who totally didn't appreciate it. Only took me 4.5 years to figure out I could do better, and doing better I am. Blah.
I think I'm going to send out a few fuck off and die emails. Really now, people seriously piss me off, and the older I get the more people piss me off. Yeah, I've made mistakes, but seriously, I've never been a horrible friend like most of my "friends" are. They're only around when they need to talk or need/want something. When I need to talk, or just need someone to bounce ideas off of, where are all of my "friends"? I've been playing the blind man (or woman, if you will) for too fucking long; my eyes are wide fucking open and I'm tired of people's shit. So yeah, you've been forwarned.
Is it obvious I'm not in the mood to be fucked with today?
Does anyone else find Paris Hilton to be one of the most frightening things on the face of the earth? Seriously, she's way worse than trolls, leprechauns or Michael Jackson. And no, I'm not jealous. OK, like I wouldn't love to have her bank account, but I'm so not jealous of her as a person. Not only does she need to eat, but her head is about 4 times too large for her body. Now if she was really smart I could accept the huge head, but that is one dumb twat. Further proof that money can't buy you class, style or intelligence.
Get me pissed off and I'll ramble for hours.
All right, I think I've taken up enough of everyone's valuable time.
That is all.
Thursday, August 26, 2004
Blah
I would post more but someone I know is bitching.
Yes, I'm still alive.
That is all.
die bitch die
and ill kill the motherfucker who tempts her with v6 shitbox camaros
for you will meet with the cold steel of my katana
Edited by Lisa, 8/27/04 @ 5:04PM:
See what happens when I Blog at Morgan's house? Seriously though, stop with the shit. Stop calling, stop showing up at my house, stop following me. I don't want anything to do with you, and obviously you're beginning to piss Morgan off as well. I'm happy where I am, and no one can change that. Think he's fucking around? Keep it up and you'll find out.
Yes, I'm still alive.
That is all.
die bitch die
and ill kill the motherfucker who tempts her with v6 shitbox camaros
for you will meet with the cold steel of my katana
Edited by Lisa, 8/27/04 @ 5:04PM:
See what happens when I Blog at Morgan's house? Seriously though, stop with the shit. Stop calling, stop showing up at my house, stop following me. I don't want anything to do with you, and obviously you're beginning to piss Morgan off as well. I'm happy where I am, and no one can change that. Think he's fucking around? Keep it up and you'll find out.
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Holy Fucking Shit
Glad I checked TON's website just now:
10.20.04 Cleveland, OH Odeon Concert Club
10.21.04 Toledo, OH Headliner's
10.22.04 Detroit, MI Harpo's
10.23.04 Columbus, OH Newport Music Hall
10.24.04 Cincinnati, OH Bogarts
Hope Morgan's feeling road trippy. LOL
Woofuckinghoo!
That is all.
10.20.04 Cleveland, OH Odeon Concert Club
10.21.04 Toledo, OH Headliner's
10.22.04 Detroit, MI Harpo's
10.23.04 Columbus, OH Newport Music Hall
10.24.04 Cincinnati, OH Bogarts
Hope Morgan's feeling road trippy. LOL
Woofuckinghoo!
That is all.
Blah
I would kill for some ice cream.
Interview tomorrow at 1PM; wish me luck.
I may be moving out soon.
My car insurance is going from $45/mo to $95/mo in December due to getting my own policy. I lost the multi car discount, and that sucks balls. Maybe Morgan would like to put the Iroc on my policy? Hmmm????
I think there are some Doritos in the cupboard. Poor substitute for ice cream, but it's something junk-foodie at least.
I'm off to watch more Jackass since MXC isn't on.
That is all.
Interview tomorrow at 1PM; wish me luck.
I may be moving out soon.
My car insurance is going from $45/mo to $95/mo in December due to getting my own policy. I lost the multi car discount, and that sucks balls. Maybe Morgan would like to put the Iroc on my policy? Hmmm????
I think there are some Doritos in the cupboard. Poor substitute for ice cream, but it's something junk-foodie at least.
I'm off to watch more Jackass since MXC isn't on.
That is all.
Monday, August 23, 2004
Ahhh...
The GTI is now clean. Well, the inside anyway. I vacuumed the floors, seats and dash then I put the moo covers on the seats and generally tidied him up. Let me guess, now he'll break down with something awful like a dead valve or something.
The godawful racket from the rear end is a busted exhaust thingie; my exhaust is all rattly now. Don't everyone be jealous all at once.
Went to the mall with the biddy so she could take advantage of the Clinique free gift thing. She was nice and bought me a Superbalm Lip Treatment in mango. I have the raspberry shade too, and I may have to invest in the grape tint as well. Have I mentioned that I'm addicted to lip balm?
I'm off to watch TV and finish my laundry.
That is all.
The godawful racket from the rear end is a busted exhaust thingie; my exhaust is all rattly now. Don't everyone be jealous all at once.
Went to the mall with the biddy so she could take advantage of the Clinique free gift thing. She was nice and bought me a Superbalm Lip Treatment in mango. I have the raspberry shade too, and I may have to invest in the grape tint as well. Have I mentioned that I'm addicted to lip balm?
I'm off to watch TV and finish my laundry.
That is all.
Ugh
I know better than to drink Mountain Dew. Everytime I take even a sip of that shit I get sick. I've had a sick enough tummy without any help, so what do I do? Have a big old glass of MD with my pizza. Morgan is the Mountain Dew junkie, not me, why did I even drink that shit? Argh.
I think I'm going to snag, again.
That is all.
I think I'm going to snag, again.
That is all.
Neh
Headache, again. There's not a drop of Advil in the house, and I'm too tired to run to Wal-Mart and buy any. I guess I'll just have to suffer until it goes away.
I think I'll try sleeping again as my previous nap was only about an hour and a half long.
That is all.
I think I'll try sleeping again as my previous nap was only about an hour and a half long.
That is all.
Sunday, August 22, 2004
Wow, We Have Issues
OK, Morgan and I are dorks. Have I mentioned that before? Just in case you don't believe me, here's all the proof you'll need. Friday night, while at Best Buy, we were looking at appliances. I found this washer and dryer, while Morgan found this fridge. Now that our washer, dryer and fridge will cost roughly $5500, what else will we need? LMAO That damn fridge is $3200 at Best Buy, just because it has a TV built into the door. Who needs a fucking TV in the door of the fridge? That's just what I'd need, him in the kitchen modeling an Fbody when I'm trying to cook dinner, or get a drink. I'm all for technology, but I think a TV built into the fridge is a bit much. The washer/dryer on the other hand, isn't too much at all. LOL
The GTI is making a weird noise from the rear end. I think my exhaust is falling off, so I guess I'll crawl underneath him tomorrow and check shit out. I would do it tonight, but it's after 8PM and will be dark soon. I need to check my tranny fluid too, as it's probably running low.
Since my birthday is close, everyone pull together and buy me one of these, please. Thank you.
I can't believe I forgot to mention this! I have a freaking fan club! I was on my way to the pizza place earlier in the week (Monday, I think), and some dude walked out in front of me at a red light. He kept on standing there after the light turned red (he came out of a bar so I was thinking he was drunk), and I was about to run his happy ass over when he comes up to my car and asks what my name is. I told him I wasn't telling him my name, then he asked if I was the lawn bunny. After much bitching on my part this guy tells me he's seen my website/blog and told all of his little buddies that he was going to meet me and find out my name. He's seen my car all over town and was never able to talk to me before, and that's why he stood in front of my car. Then I get away from him, arrive at the pizza place and the guy in the shop sees my car, then tells me him and his buddies all read/love my blog and website. I asked him if one of his buddies frequents the Town Tavern, and he said the guy does. Turns out the jackpipe who walked in front of my car is that guy's buddy. Good fucking Christ, I have a fan club of long-haireds. Now I like me some long-haireds, but I think I have all the long-haired I could want, or handle, please and thank you. Besides, at least Morgan doesn't get drunk and run in front of my car. Well at least not yet, LOL.
I've babbled much longer than planned; I am now off for a nap.
That is all.
The GTI is making a weird noise from the rear end. I think my exhaust is falling off, so I guess I'll crawl underneath him tomorrow and check shit out. I would do it tonight, but it's after 8PM and will be dark soon. I need to check my tranny fluid too, as it's probably running low.
Since my birthday is close, everyone pull together and buy me one of these, please. Thank you.
I can't believe I forgot to mention this! I have a freaking fan club! I was on my way to the pizza place earlier in the week (Monday, I think), and some dude walked out in front of me at a red light. He kept on standing there after the light turned red (he came out of a bar so I was thinking he was drunk), and I was about to run his happy ass over when he comes up to my car and asks what my name is. I told him I wasn't telling him my name, then he asked if I was the lawn bunny. After much bitching on my part this guy tells me he's seen my website/blog and told all of his little buddies that he was going to meet me and find out my name. He's seen my car all over town and was never able to talk to me before, and that's why he stood in front of my car. Then I get away from him, arrive at the pizza place and the guy in the shop sees my car, then tells me him and his buddies all read/love my blog and website. I asked him if one of his buddies frequents the Town Tavern, and he said the guy does. Turns out the jackpipe who walked in front of my car is that guy's buddy. Good fucking Christ, I have a fan club of long-haireds. Now I like me some long-haireds, but I think I have all the long-haired I could want, or handle, please and thank you. Besides, at least Morgan doesn't get drunk and run in front of my car. Well at least not yet, LOL.
I've babbled much longer than planned; I am now off for a nap.
That is all.
Starbucks Serves Rice?
So after 10PM the Starbucks @ the Strip becomes a haven for Ricers? Morgan and I stopped by there last night around 11PM to satisfy my craving for a vanilla bean creme, and the place was full of Ricer boys. I went in to order my drink and Morgan stayed outside as he was sucking on a flaming phallus of death. I had just received my drink when he comes inside with this fucked up look on his face. I guess some guy was talking shit about a Mitsubishi Evo, and Morgan wanted to hit the dude with a wrench. Sorry, I really don't think his Evo is doing low 4's especially with as big as the dude was. Oh well, Ricers will talk their shit I suppose...
I'm watching Prom Night and trying to decide what I want for dinner. Then I get to wash clothes; sounds fun, yes?
That is all.
I'm watching Prom Night and trying to decide what I want for dinner. Then I get to wash clothes; sounds fun, yes?
That is all.
I AM NOT OLD!
OK, I'm having a bit of a midlife crisis. I'll be 25 one month from Monday (September 23 for you slow folks out there). I'm having a hard time with the whole 25 years old thing, so I've been dreading this birthday. Well Morgan and I went to Wal-Mart this evening, and I found Prom Night on DVD for $5.50 (must have been my lucky weekend for DVD's, yes?) Anyway, I take the DVD to the register, and the cashier carded me. Carded ME for an R-rated DVD. I only had to be 17 to purchase this DVD, and she carded me. Woohoo, I say, woohoo! So even if I will be old very shortly, I don't look old, and that's all that matters. I know 25 isn't really old, but to me it is because I am the one turning 25. Seriously, it seems like just 6 months ago I was turning 21.
I smell an Fbody in my near future.
Off to bed.
That is all.
I smell an Fbody in my near future.
Off to bed.
That is all.
Saturday, August 21, 2004
I Feel So Dirty
It's so nice to know that I'm result #25 for Yahoo searches of "fucking Lisa". Again, I feel so dirty...
Outside of finding Duel on DVD this has been a totally non-productive weekend. Da Morgan has managed to jack up my screen resolution settings, though, and I can't change them as he is now the admin on my laptop; nice, yes? Everything on the screen is freaking huge now, and I can't fix it.
Excuse me, but when I'm the person making all of the effort to keep a friendship alive (ie: I do all the calling, emailing and messaging) I will eventually tire of putting forth all of the effort and having nothing come of it. Too bad if you don't like it; learn to return phone calls and telephone people like you claim you will.
Massillon car show is tonight. This should be interesting as I don't believe Morgan's ever experienced Massillon at its finest.
I'm off to do laundry and generally fuck around.
That is all.
Outside of finding Duel on DVD this has been a totally non-productive weekend. Da Morgan has managed to jack up my screen resolution settings, though, and I can't change them as he is now the admin on my laptop; nice, yes? Everything on the screen is freaking huge now, and I can't fix it.
Excuse me, but when I'm the person making all of the effort to keep a friendship alive (ie: I do all the calling, emailing and messaging) I will eventually tire of putting forth all of the effort and having nothing come of it. Too bad if you don't like it; learn to return phone calls and telephone people like you claim you will.
Massillon car show is tonight. This should be interesting as I don't believe Morgan's ever experienced Massillon at its finest.
I'm off to do laundry and generally fuck around.
That is all.
Friday, August 20, 2004
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Bleh
Must get in the shower, then I'm on my way to Strongsville. He better be awake when I get there or else I'll have to beat him, and he won't enjoy it.
That is all.
That is all.
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Jigga What?
Bleh. I smell a nap in my very near future. Good fuck, my ass is dragging so low I swear it's going to have splinters from the hardwood floors before long. Again, I slept from around 5:30AM-noon and I'm still tired. I've about had enough of this tired all the time bullshit.
Seagulls are fun to tease until they threaten to swarm the car. I'm such a chickenshit.
Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
That is all.
Seagulls are fun to tease until they threaten to swarm the car. I'm such a chickenshit.
Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
That is all.
We'll Name Him Lucifer
Don't even ask about the title...
Hmmm, lots to blog about but I plan on doing a quick outline then going to bed since I've not really slept since Sunday night. Anyway, here goes....
I drove in Cleveland, again. Everyone should be frightened.
Finally got to visit Squire's Castle. That place is sooooooo cool even if the Metroparks asshats did rip out the 2nd and 3rd floors. Very nifty place to visit.
Morgan and I saw a guy totally wipe out on his motorcycle Monday night. We were leaving the Falls car show, when we saw this guy in a parking lot trying to do doughnuts on his bike. He started spinning around, then went flying off the bike. So Morgan and I drove by really slow and applauded the stupid fuck. There's the Darwin Award for the month.
The car show on Monday night was pretty decent.
I hate driving home in the rain.
Morgan's black leather bed is beginning to kill my back.
Abe the kitty likes to eat my shoes.
Off to bed.
That is all.
Hmmm, lots to blog about but I plan on doing a quick outline then going to bed since I've not really slept since Sunday night. Anyway, here goes....
I drove in Cleveland, again. Everyone should be frightened.
Finally got to visit Squire's Castle. That place is sooooooo cool even if the Metroparks asshats did rip out the 2nd and 3rd floors. Very nifty place to visit.
Morgan and I saw a guy totally wipe out on his motorcycle Monday night. We were leaving the Falls car show, when we saw this guy in a parking lot trying to do doughnuts on his bike. He started spinning around, then went flying off the bike. So Morgan and I drove by really slow and applauded the stupid fuck. There's the Darwin Award for the month.
The car show on Monday night was pretty decent.
I hate driving home in the rain.
Morgan's black leather bed is beginning to kill my back.
Abe the kitty likes to eat my shoes.
Off to bed.
That is all.
Monday, August 16, 2004
Hmmmm
OK, I just found this on my referral list:
fucking cougars
Nice, yes? That's pretty scary.
That is all.
fucking cougars
Nice, yes? That's pretty scary.
That is all.
Die
The stupid people on Cops totally make me want to kill.
Must sleep as I have to be up relatively early tomorrow. I'm going job hunting in the morning, then I have to be in Strongsville by 2PM. After his interview we're going to the car show in Cuyahoga Falls. Seriously, I've been to maybe 3 shows all summer; this is sucking ass!
I smell a trip to the Roger's flea market in our near future.
Must try to sleep, again. I've had a headache for 3 days straight. My existance hasn't been a fun one as of late, and I'm not even in a bad mood; my head just wants to fuck with me.
That is all.
Must sleep as I have to be up relatively early tomorrow. I'm going job hunting in the morning, then I have to be in Strongsville by 2PM. After his interview we're going to the car show in Cuyahoga Falls. Seriously, I've been to maybe 3 shows all summer; this is sucking ass!
I smell a trip to the Roger's flea market in our near future.
Must try to sleep, again. I've had a headache for 3 days straight. My existance hasn't been a fun one as of late, and I'm not even in a bad mood; my head just wants to fuck with me.
That is all.
Sunday, August 15, 2004
Band Geek
Heehee, I found my Senior Music Award from high school (I graduated in 97). Here's the damage:
Marching Band 1994-1995
Concert Band 1993-1997
Pep Band 1993-1997
Jazz Band 1993-1997
I was a band geek. But us band geeks make cool people later on in life. LOL
I also found my original Alf, Jam, Cabbage Patch Kids, Pound Puppies and Princess of Power stuffed animals. I believe there was a Rainbow Bright tossed in there as well. I rock.
I should go to bed or something, but since I slept until almost 4PM I'm tired but not really tired. Grrr, another night of that shit.
That is all.
Marching Band 1994-1995
Concert Band 1993-1997
Pep Band 1993-1997
Jazz Band 1993-1997
I was a band geek. But us band geeks make cool people later on in life. LOL
I also found my original Alf, Jam, Cabbage Patch Kids, Pound Puppies and Princess of Power stuffed animals. I believe there was a Rainbow Bright tossed in there as well. I rock.
I should go to bed or something, but since I slept until almost 4PM I'm tired but not really tired. Grrr, another night of that shit.
That is all.
