Further proof that I attract idiots:
Dougiefresh54321: take your name off profiles if u dont want to chat thats an order this aint a joke
I received that IM while my away message was up. As all of my friends know, I hate being bothered while I'm on the Net. If I know you, that's great; bother away. If I don't know you, leave me alone! Anyway, my AOL profile (LoveDocMartens) says to please leave me alone if I don't know you. So that asshat felt the need to bother me with a stupid fucking IM? Nice.

That is all.